Ewoks

The Ewoks might be cute, but the first thing they did after meeting our heroes was try to eat them. So before you disparage the Ewoks, remember they're a race of killers bred for war that use the severed heads of their foes as musical instruments. You may scoff at Wicket or Paploo or Teebo or Logray or Warok or Chief Chirpa, but remember that one of these cute little marketable plush toy looking critters was probably gnawing on the warm severed leg of an Imperial officer. Say it loud and say it proud, because if you don’t, an Ewok will gleefully kill you with sticks and eat your face. Yub nub.